You know, I get a lot of flack for protagonizing Mike.
However, I personally think that most of the time he’s his own worst enemy.
I present Exhibit A … I mean, that’s a booby trap if I ever saw one!
Difference of opinion
It’s fairly well known to our community of friends that I’m frequently the one picking on Mike: Convincing him to eat wax fruit, dog food, soap, etc.
Despite this fact, I often joke that Mike is antagonizing me, that he’s the antagonist.
Yesterday, when I was poking Mike, I said, “I’ll get you my pretty,” and followed it with an evil laugh.
He goes, “See. I told you that you were the villain.”
Hmmm … touché.
