I typically only floss on special occasions.
I’ve just gotten home from a backyard barbecue, and I have corn stuck in my teeth.
I’ve returned from a party where they served celery for an appetizer.
I was asked out on a date, and I ordered popcorn to go with the movie.
I bust out the floss on days that are, you know, out of the ordinary. Special.
I’m wondering if that logic works backwards … If I start flossing every day, will every day be extraordinary?
Hmmm…