Mr. Soltys – Courtney Holden

My Mike

The other day Mike promised me that he’d be my sugar daddy.

Then he took that back, for fear that he won’t make the millions the title implies.

So now he’s promised to be my Splenda daddy … or, as he says, Splendaddy.

I’m not exactly sure what that means, but I think I’ll keep him either way.

Coming back from my run this morning I saw a guy going out for ride not on his bicycle, but on his unicycle.

And he was pretty ripped (although not quite as ripped as Mr. Soltys).

I went over the awesomeness of my being that buff and momentarily contemplated picking up unicycling as a hobby.

But then I realized that that was never, ever going to happen.