Travel & Lifestyle Freelance Writer | Market Research Consultant
Mike cracked me up this morning when describing the things he’d accomplished before 9 a.m.
“Well, I woke up and read the Internet for a while …”
OK, so maybe you had to be there, but the idea of “reading the Internet” cracks me up. It’s accurate for sure, but perhaps a bit, er, ambiguous.
“You know what’s hard?” he asks.
Mike and I look up from what we’re doing expecting deep insight …
“To stop eating chocolate ice cream.”
Right, thank you for that insightful little nugget.
My travel coffee mug thing rocks. It refuses to spill.
Shake it, swish it, jostle it. No drips.
But now I have a new challenge for it: Keep my coffee warm after its aluminum frame spent the night in my car, enduring sub-freezing temps.
Here’s hopin’ it can live up to my expectations …
Because I’m in Denver at the SIA Show and my wonderful boyfriend is back in Boulder, I called him last night while walking from the convention center back to the hotel.
Mid conversation, I told him to hold on, I was going to go into the frozen yogurt shop I’d just walked by to snag a sample.
Five minutes later I got a text message that read: “I can’t believe it. You just hung up on me for fro yo.”
In my defense, I did tell him I’d call him back …
If your girlfriend complains, “But my hips are bigger than yours …”
The proper response is not, under any circumstances, “Yeah, I know.”
Oh Mike …
Words … Does anybody have any words?
Wait, I think I’ve got it: STUD MUFFIN!
I don’t think the University of Colorado has ever been prouder.
