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Argh. Call me Scrooge, but I despise “The Little Drummer Boy” song and all of his fricking rum pum pumming (as I’ve noted in a previous blogpost).
The problem with Christmas playlists on Pandora though, is that I can’t just thumbs down it once because so many (moronic) artists have decided to do their own rendition of the rum pum. So far, I’ve nixed the stupid kid and his never-ending pumming five times. And it’s only December 17.
OK, so I’ve only been sitting at Starbucks working furiously for the past three-ish hours, and I’ve already heard four different versions of the “Little Drummer Boy.” If you recall, that’s a song that I have a particular aversion to.
Why? Well, because of all the “pumming.” Call me Scrooge, but do you know how many pums I’ve listened to today?
No?
Let me tell you:
4 per line
24 per verse
72 per song
288 total pums!