I wish I was one of those cool people who wear winter hats inside.
But I just can’t fricking hear anything.

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Yep, just heard that Christmas classic for the first time this holiday season compliments of Pandora.
Let the wretched attempts to hit that high note begin …
(Listen and sing along here!)
OK, so today I discovered that I am actually only having irksome noise problems with one shoe. Righty is the sole offender (hehe, get it?!)
Thus, I now run in one Green Silence and one Green Squeaker.
So my running shoes have started squeaking every time I take a step, which really wouldn’t be that big of a deal except that they’re called The Green Silence.
Sheesh. Talk about adding significant insult to injury.