Last night Mike blocked my hand when I tried to poke him in the rib cage and said, “I can read you like a hawk.”
I don’t know if he was bragging or if that was a back-handed compliment toward whoever taught him to read.

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I’m really glad* I went to all of that trouble to pack as lightly as possible for my trip back to Illinois for Christmas and then finished the hardcover, 300+ page book I was reading on the first leg of my travels.
*Insert sarcasm here