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I don’t want to brag, but the other day Mike and I made a pretty incredible purchase.
Yep, you read that sign right: Premium, Extra Fancy apples. We don’t mess around with those regularly fancy apples. It’s extra fancy or bust for the Soltys household.
God is brilliant. He made oranges come in those convenient, individual slices.
He made grapes bite-sized flavor bursts. And he made grapefruits into carefully partitioned halves so that you don’t really even need a bowl to eat them.
However, I firmly believe that it was Satan who made mealy apples. That jerk.