If your girlfriend complains, “But my hips are bigger than yours …”
The proper response is not, under any circumstances, “Yeah, I know.”
Oh Mike …
Speechless
Words … Does anybody have any words?
Wait, I think I’ve got it: STUD MUFFIN!
I don’t think the University of Colorado has ever been prouder.
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2011 University of Colorado Graduation: hats
Turns out, one of the most difficult things about the whole graduation process was finagling that stupid hat onto my head and then coercing it to stay in place.
Criminy!
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The scent of something new
Well, I turned in the last paper of my graduate school career last night.
It’s official. I’m on the job hunt.
Here’s hoping that the stockpile of hotel soaps and lotions that I’ve been hoarding since I was 10 lasts until I find a real job … or at least until I make it through the interview process.
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Winter inside
I wish I was one of those cool people who wear winter hats inside.
But I just can’t fricking hear anything.
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Not so silent shoes, Part Two
OK, so today I discovered that I am actually only having irksome noise problems with one shoe. Righty is the sole offender (hehe, get it?!)
Thus, I now run in one Green Silence and one Green Squeaker.