It’s currently -2 degrees outside, and I just saw one of our neighbors snapping skis into the rack on his car.
I guess I should think he’s hardcore, but I mostly just think he’s a moron.
Seriously?
Common conversation fodder in the Solti house
Courtney: Mike, did you just fart?
Mike: I can’t remember.
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New rule in the Solti household
I think that this is a fair new rule:
One must shut the bathroom door when one’s wife is on the phone nearby doing an interview.
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Fancy schmancy apples
I don’t want to brag, but the other day Mike and I made a pretty incredible purchase.
Yep, you read that sign right: Premium, Extra Fancy apples. We don’t mess around with those regularly fancy apples. It’s extra fancy or bust for the Soltys household.
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Dentist decals
I was walking back from a coffee shop the other day when I passed a window sign advertising, “Little Bitches.” I thought, “What the heck is that?”
Then I saw another sign: “Dentistry for Little Bitches!” and I understood that it was a dentist office advertising some kind of kids dentistry. There were cute little kid cartoons all over the “Little Bitches” sign. But I thought to myself, “What a bizarro name.”
I kept walking along this office building and saw another sign.
And another.
And when I read the fifth sign I finally noticed the “r” in the advertisement: “Little Britches.”
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Apple’s new naming system
Mike says that Mavericks, Apple’s new operating system, is the first in the brand’s new plan to name its systems after surfing spots.
I think they should abort that scheme and continue on with other Top Gun characters.
