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In an effort to dodge my professional project this morning, I went ahead and had a little honey tasting contest.
The organic variety beat the generic store brand by a long shot.
(If you have any better procrastination ideas, I’d love to hear them. Obviously, I’m running out of options.)
Busted out my winter coat the other day and BU-YAH!, found some money!
Yup!
A whole quarter!
Twenty-five freakin’ cents …
…
Crap, I need to get a real job.
If I was a poet, I’d spend some time describing the peace of this morning’s snowy run–the trees burdened with heavy powder, the quiet broken only by the pound of my footsteps …
But because I’m not, I feel like I should tell you about the wicked snot rockets I was able to launch, since the cold induced my nose to run just as hard as my feet were.
They were awesome.
I’m feeling really overwhelmed these days.
I need to get me a minion.
One major benefit to working from home is that I can dance around my kitchen when I’m lacking in inspriation.
I could also wear a Snuggie.
That would enable me to dance around my kitchen while wearing a Snuggie . .. awesome.
A couple of days ago I was really impressed by a group of undergrads who were sitting around a bubbling outdoor fountain reading and studying.
As a person with a bladder roughly the size of a walnut, any attempt to be productive within earshot of running water would be a complete waste of time.