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There are leftovers galore in the fridge.
Options include:
10-day-old ratatouille
eight-day-old watermelon
week-old spaghetti
six-day-old spaghetti
two-day-old PB & J that sat in the back of Cassy and Justin’s broiling car all Saturday while we finished the Triple Bypass
Nothing’s growing mold yet, so I’m probably alright. Plus, my colon could use a good cleaning.
Ya gotta love Google.
Just got an e-mail from that search engine par excellence.
“Reminder: Triple Bypass tomorrow.”
Thoughtful, but really? How could I forget?
What are the rules to replacing an empty toilet paper roll in a public restroom if a backup roll is in full view?
Thoughts?
A few distinct personality types seem to be ever revolving through the DMV doors. Here’s a short run-down for you:
1. The talker: She (it’s likely to be a she) is the person carrying on a conversation (often quite loudly) with another person who quite obviously has no desire to be in said conversation.
2.The techy: This is the person juggling multiple electronic devices at once–iPhone and iPad; Blackberry and Kindle; Android, Macbook and iPod; etc.
3. The whiner: Likely an individual who stands only hip height, this little person got dragged along on Mom or Dad’s errands.
4. The peeved: Irate because of even the most minimal line, he makes his irritation obvious by eye rolling, foot stamping, talking under his breath and perhaps an outburst of some sort.
Who’d I miss?
One of the main problems with not being shy is that you say “hi” to a lot of random people.
Mmmm. The watermelon I’m munching on right now tastes an awful lot like the garlic Mike cut up the other night for our vegetable ratatouille. Maybe I should be just a little more concerned with my dish washing (and cutting board washing) shortcomings.