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Turns out that wearing the same pair of spandex bike shorts for four years–especially when it’s your only pair of bike shorts and you ride pretty frequently–causes them to get a bit, er, thinner, in the lower butt region.
Sorry to those of you out there who’ve seen more of my backside than you ever wanted to.
Crap. I’m going to have to include “burns rice” on my domestic capabilities resume.
Sorry Mike.
One major benefit to working from home is that I can dance around my kitchen when I’m lacking in inspriation.
I could also wear a Snuggie.
That would enable me to dance around my kitchen while wearing a Snuggie . .. awesome.
I was really stoked to get my rear passenger car window fixed yesterday.
I mean, now it goes up really well; it goes down like a charm …
Hmmm, I guess that’s really all it does … I think I just wasted some of my short supply of exuberance. Crap.
If I was a doctor dealing with geriatric patients, I would have a hard time being sympathetic to all of their aches and pains.
I’d just write on my little doctor sheet, “Diagnosis: Old.” Sometimes I might mix in an “Old as hell” if he or she was really complaining.
Had a dream last night about voting for or against Boulder ballot items 2B and 2C.
Obviously, whether or not Boulder municipalities should be run privately or publicly is weighing far heavier on my subconscious than I’d previously believed.