Snack happy

I’m making good use of the great natural lighting homemade table over at Mike’s house this afternoon, even though he’s still at work.

Just decided I was hungry, so I went to his cabinet and grabbed the fake (aka generic) Wheat Thins. And I finished them … granted there were only four and a half crackers in there, not including crumbs.

Not sure yet what the repercussions will be. On principle, I violated one of the key statutes of an open-door policy. In reality, I only ate four and a half crackers.

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No frills

Mike cracked me up this morning when describing the things he’d accomplished before 9 a.m.

“Well, I woke up and read the Internet for a while …”

OK, so maybe you had to be there, but the idea of “reading the Internet” cracks me up. It’s accurate for sure, but perhaps a bit, er, ambiguous.

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