Mike: Those dead flowers look nice.
Courtney: Yeah.
Mike: I’m going to light them on fire.
Fact
Having roommates renders maintaining any grasp on the whereabouts of your Tupperware lids pretty much impossible.
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William’s words of wisdom
“You know what’s hard?” he asks.
Mike and I look up from what we’re doing expecting deep insight …
“To stop eating chocolate ice cream.”
Right, thank you for that insightful little nugget.
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Sad, but true
Yup, I definitely tried to bribe my new coworkers into liking me yesterday by sharing my Gummi Bears.
It’s amazing how much the rest of life is just like fourth grade.
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A challenge
My travel coffee mug thing rocks. It refuses to spill.
Shake it, swish it, jostle it. No drips.
But now I have a new challenge for it: Keep my coffee warm after its aluminum frame spent the night in my car, enduring sub-freezing temps.
Here’s hopin’ it can live up to my expectations …
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Orange ya glad I didn’t buy from concentrate?
After 27 years, two months and three days of life, I’ve come to a very important conclusion: Orange juice from concentrate is not nearly as good as the real deal.