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So I was going to get up and go for a bike ride this morning until Mike mentioned that it was pretty windy outside.
And because I’m such a docile and submissive wife (insert scoff and snicker), I listened to him.
I headed over to Sanitas for a morning hike. Here’s a quick video that suggests it was the right decision.
I think that this is a fair new rule:
One must shut the bathroom door when one’s wife is on the phone nearby doing an interview.
I don’t want to brag, but the other day Mike and I made a pretty incredible purchase.
Yep, you read that sign right: Premium, Extra Fancy apples. We don’t mess around with those regularly fancy apples. It’s extra fancy or bust for the Soltys household.
I was walking back from a coffee shop the other day when I passed a window sign advertising, “Little Bitches.” I thought, “What the heck is that?”
Then I saw another sign: “Dentistry for Little Bitches!” and I understood that it was a dentist office advertising some kind of kids dentistry. There were cute little kid cartoons all over the “Little Bitches” sign. But I thought to myself, “What a bizarro name.”
I kept walking along this office building and saw another sign.
And another.
And when I read the fifth sign I finally noticed the “r” in the advertisement: “Little Britches.”
How do you know your husband is a saint?
He doesn’t kill you (or even get mad!) when you spill a cup of coffee on his laptop 1.5 weeks before his doctoral thesis is due.
Wow, I’m a lucky woman!
P.S. Don’t worry, his data is fine. Just the keyboard went wonky.
Mike says that Mavericks, Apple’s new operating system, is the first in the brand’s new plan to name its systems after surfing spots.
I think they should abort that scheme and continue on with other Top Gun characters.
