Ya gotta love Google.
Just got an e-mail from that search engine par excellence.
“Reminder: Triple Bypass tomorrow.”
Thoughtful, but really? How could I forget?
Triple Bypass reminder
Question
What are the rules to replacing an empty toilet paper roll in a public restroom if a backup roll is in full view?
Thoughts?
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Department of Motor Vehicles, Boulder
A few distinct personality types seem to be ever revolving through the DMV doors. Here’s a short run-down for you:
1. The talker: She (it’s likely to be a she) is the person carrying on a conversation (often quite loudly) with another person who quite obviously has no desire to be in said conversation.
2.The techy: This is the person juggling multiple electronic devices at once–iPhone and iPad; Blackberry and Kindle; Android, Macbook and iPod; etc.
3. The whiner: Likely an individual who stands only hip height, this little person got dragged along on Mom or Dad’s errands.
4. The peeved: Irate because of even the most minimal line, he makes his irritation obvious by eye rolling, foot stamping, talking under his breath and perhaps an outburst of some sort.
Who’d I miss?
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Character flaws
One of the main problems with not being shy is that you say “hi” to a lot of random people.
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New habits
Mmmm. The watermelon I’m munching on right now tastes an awful lot like the garlic Mike cut up the other night for our vegetable ratatouille. Maybe I should be just a little more concerned with my dish washing (and cutting board washing) shortcomings.
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Old people sleeping on moving objects
I just don’t understand the sleeping powers of the aged, especially in cramped quarters on buses and airplanes where space is limited and comfort ever evasive.
That whole head-hunched-over-hovering-somewhere-between-belly-button-and-shoulders position is astonishing.
The mere fact that their abdominals buck up to hold them in that position and that they don’t inadvertently block their airway defies logic on numerous levels.
To the old people out there seeking sleep by whatever means necessary: I salute you!