I need to return this blender that I recently got from Target because the awful contraption broke on its first attempt to blend something, namely, ice.
The problem is, I can’t find it.
Seriously, how do you lose a blender?
Target and blenders
Air-born possibilities
You know how people all cram to get onto an airplane, standing in that long line that stretches from the back to the front of the jet as grandma hobbles into her seat, the young buff guy crams his overpacked athletic bag into the overhead compartment and moms and dads struggle to quiet their infants once they’ve located their spots? I’m really curious what would happen if the person at the back of the line pushed the person in front of her over … Dominoes?
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Advice on achoos
Avoid sneezing at all costs when your mouth is full of oatmeal.
Just sayin’.
(Oh, and for those of you who frequent the University of Colorado’s law school library–you might want to avoid the south side, far left computer on the second floor …)
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Deep thoughts on socks
Question: Do you end up wasting more time initially by taking the time to pair all of your socks together upon taking them out of the dryer or on the back end rifling around through your sock drawer trying to find two that match–or at least are roughly the same color?
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Problems with a small bladder
A couple of days ago I was really impressed by a group of undergrads who were sitting around a bubbling outdoor fountain reading and studying.
As a person with a bladder roughly the size of a walnut, any attempt to be productive within earshot of running water would be a complete waste of time.
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Fruit snack ratios
On the plus side, the package of fruit snacks I just opened was half purples!
On the downside, the other half of the package was entirely oranges.