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So I recently had a friend (Ms. Cassy Bohnet) measure my bust, butt and waist in prep for weddin’ dress huntin’.
Apparently my waist is 27 1/2 inches in girth. Scarlett O’Hara’s waist size was a mere 17 inches.
I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Then again, she is fictional.
And my love of dessert is not fictional.
I’m pretty infatuated with my engagement ring from Mike Soltys. In fact, I’m really infatuated with it. Like Gollum, “Lord of the Rings,” “my precious” infatuated …
Uh oh …
Does that mean I need counseling?
So about that blog about me not being engaged … I actually wrote that roughly one month ago-when I wasn’t engaged-and scheduled it to post in the future. Unfortunately, I posted it a bit too far in the future.
Ooops.
A big thanks to our dear, worried friends who alerted me to the error. We are in fact engaged. And we’re both pretty darn stoked.
How about this for the lede (first sentence) for my next article: “According to Wikipedia, Marc Chagall was a very important person.”
Hmmmm, maybe not …
Although it makes me wonder how many high schoolers begin their term papers that way.
On the rare occasion that I floss, I’m reminded why I so rarely floss: It fricking hurts!
OK, so first of all, Mike and I are NOT engaged!
However, we’re talking more about wedding stuff, so I went ahead and took a peek at TheKnot.com. If you want to do anything on their site, you have to register for it, so register I did.
And, according to the homepage, Mike and I have 189 to-dos, 50 of which are “overdue.”
I’m guessing that “propose” is one of those 50.