I’m sitting here trying to work diligently, but every time I glance up from my screen, all I can see is the girl sitting two tables away from me with the low cut shirt, hunched-forward posture, and gi-normous boobs.
I’m a victim.
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I’m sitting here trying to work diligently, but every time I glance up from my screen, all I can see is the girl sitting two tables away from me with the low cut shirt, hunched-forward posture, and gi-normous boobs.
I’m a victim.
In preparation for the upcoming Ender’s Game movie, Mike and I are going to read Ender’s Shadow, lovingly referred to in the Soltys household as Bean’s Game.
Being married is great.
A good friend and newlywed was just telling me about how her new husband fixed the sink for her.
And, using a hammer and set of wrenches, my quasi-new husband just dislodged the food-processor part that I managed to get wedged into our garbage disposal.
It’s handy to have someone around who’s comfortable wielding tools.
Are there really people out there who can get a manicure and not mess it up within 15 minutes?
Or is that just a myth?
You know, I get a lot of flack for protagonizing Mike.
However, I personally think that most of the time he’s his own worst enemy.
I present Exhibit A … I mean, that’s a booby trap if I ever saw one!
… when I have some free time, I’m going to put massive pieces of heavy furniture that I no longer want at the edge of my drive way with a big “Free” sign on it.
Then I’m going to sit by my front window with a box of popcorn and watch as people struggle to get the monstrous bookcases, chests, and chairs into their cars.