The first classers on my relatively short flight last week likely paid six times as much as I did so that they could get a banana and a bowl of Corn Flakes. To me, that’s just not worth it.
Now, if first class seating meant I got to wipe my butt with two-ply toilet paper, I’d be all for it.

This is so very true! First Class used to have more amenities, but I could still never understand why those people would pay another $600 for a steak and a slightly wider seat!